During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the preacher with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and vow eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the preacher and whispered: "I thought we had a deal."
The preacher put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She made me a much better offer ."
From India, Hyderabad
42"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and vow eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the preacher and whispered: "I thought we had a deal."
The preacher put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back: "She made me a much better offer ."
From India, Hyderabad
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" Sari ....... aap apni harkaton se kabhi baaz nahi aaogi shyad " :wink:
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From India, Hyderabad
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" Sari ....... aap apni harkaton se kabhi baaz nahi aaogi shyad " :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
ha ha ha ha ... Isko bolte hain ...' joke ke peeche chupke Goli chalaana ' ... :wink: :wink: kyon ..? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
HI Venu :D .....Aaj kal ladkon ke harkatho sey..ladkiyon ko kaafi kuch seekna padraha hein..........what say?? :wink: :lol: Note: with reference to above joke.
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Wah Sari...........Good posting DEAR..... ab chahe JOKE ke peeche se ho ya aage se Goli ne kardiya hain sab kuch CLEAR :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Parde mein rehne do, parda na hataao.. parda jo hat gaya toh ........ ........ toh...... Goli chal jaayega ........ :wink: :wink:
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Wah Yaar Sari.. Bechara ladka Behosh hogaya hoga.. :wink: :wink: :wink: Good Joke.. Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Aaj ki naari Bhari toh hoti hee hai Amol ji ... Pizza, burgar ..khaane se fursath mile tab na jaakar ke yeh thodi 'halki-phulki' hongi ... :wink:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Girls, that was for fun ... nothing serious ... mujhe toh abhi se aane waale reply posts ka toofan nazar aa raha hai ... :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
I hope people understood whom i am refering to. :wink:
Amol..dint expect his from you..compliment ke baad comment.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
From India, Hyderabad
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
I hope people understood whom i am refering to. :wink:
Amol..dint expect his from you..compliment ke baad comment.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
From India, Hyderabad
hhhhhhhaaaaa ha ha ha ... understood , understood .....ha ha ha haaa ha
ooooo .....! Sari I understood ...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ohhhh my God ... Toofan shuru ho gaya !!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :P
Lekin Sari .... actual problem is waiting for you in the other post ' life Philosophies ' ! have a look ... u will understand whom Iam refering to ..!
ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
ooooo .....! Sari I understood ...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ohhhh my God ... Toofan shuru ho gaya !!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :P
Lekin Sari .... actual problem is waiting for you in the other post ' life Philosophies ' ! have a look ... u will understand whom Iam refering to ..!
ha ha ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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