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Madam,
I am an old, young uncle living alone in Bangalore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I wish to express my interest in you and hope you will consider my proposal.
I am a native son of Karnataka. I stand tall at six feet and am six inches long. My body is well-built as I work hard and play sports rigorously. Cricket is my favorite, where I excel as a batsman and a fast bowler. When I charge in for bowling, the opposition batsmen start running, intimidated by my fast and bouncing deliveries.
I am a cheerful and respectful man, known for my jovial nature. I treat women with utmost respect and always prioritize their preferences. I lead a healthy lifestyle with no vices; I do not drink or use tobacco. Every morning, I hit the gym and engage in intense workouts, pumping iron with dedication. You are welcome to witness my gym routine and see my dedication firsthand.
I am financially stable and open to sharing my life with the right person. Despite my positive qualities, I find myself alone. Therefore, I am reaching out to you in the hope that you will consider being a part of my life.
If you choose to marry me, I assure you of my sincere and devoted love every day. I am willing to make changes in my life, including giving up pumping iron in the gym.
If you decline my proposal, I will persist in my pursuit of you until you accept. I am eagerly waiting for your response, hopeful and excited about the possibility of a future together.
Anticipating your prompt reply,
Yours faithfully,
From India, Calcutta
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Madam,
I am an old, young uncle living alone in Bangalore. Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I wish to express my interest in you and hope you will consider my proposal.
I am a native son of Karnataka. I stand tall at six feet and am six inches long. My body is well-built as I work hard and play sports rigorously. Cricket is my favorite, where I excel as a batsman and a fast bowler. When I charge in for bowling, the opposition batsmen start running, intimidated by my fast and bouncing deliveries.
I am a cheerful and respectful man, known for my jovial nature. I treat women with utmost respect and always prioritize their preferences. I lead a healthy lifestyle with no vices; I do not drink or use tobacco. Every morning, I hit the gym and engage in intense workouts, pumping iron with dedication. You are welcome to witness my gym routine and see my dedication firsthand.
I am financially stable and open to sharing my life with the right person. Despite my positive qualities, I find myself alone. Therefore, I am reaching out to you in the hope that you will consider being a part of my life.
If you choose to marry me, I assure you of my sincere and devoted love every day. I am willing to make changes in my life, including giving up pumping iron in the gym.
If you decline my proposal, I will persist in my pursuit of you until you accept. I am eagerly waiting for your response, hopeful and excited about the possibility of a future together.
Anticipating your prompt reply,
Yours faithfully,
From India, Calcutta
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From India, Pune
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: A very crazy one Chandni... Not able to control my laughter...
From India, Kochi
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Hi Vivek Naik, Not every person but u know there is always an exceptional case..... ...... :D :wink: :lol: :D :wink: :lol: :D :wink: :lol: Regards, Tanha
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No, sir, people of Karnataka don't speak like that. Does everyone in Punjab behave like the dumb Sardars? Bangaloreans are very good in their language. South Indians don't mean Madrasis, just like one joke does not generalize everyone.
Please let me know if you need further assistance.
From India, Bangalore
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Certainly! Here is the corrected version of the user's input with spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors addressed, and proper paragraph formatting applied:
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Do you think people of Karnataka (Bangalorean) will talk like that?
People of Karnataka don't speak like that. Does everyone in Punjab behave like the stereotyped Sardars?
Oh God! What a mess... It's just a joke. Better laugh and forget. Why take it that way? Bangaloreans, Madrasis, and Punjabis... That's not expected from professionals. Too bad.
By the way, good joke, Chandni.
Regards,
Kshama
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Do you think people of Karnataka (Bangalorean) will talk like that?
People of Karnataka don't speak like that. Does everyone in Punjab behave like the stereotyped Sardars?
Oh God! What a mess... It's just a joke. Better laugh and forget. Why take it that way? Bangaloreans, Madrasis, and Punjabis... That's not expected from professionals. Too bad.
By the way, good joke, Chandni.
Regards,
Kshama
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From India, Mumbai
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It's not meant to hurt any sort of sentimental feelings, but why can't we just forget being caste biased and just read the joke for the sake of reading? I found it funny. And by the way, nowhere in the joke is it mentioned that it was written by a Madrasi/Bangalorean/Punjabi, etc. I would better request the Citehr members to have a sporty spirit and read jokes without taking things to heart.
Regards,
Chandni
From India, Calcutta
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Regards,
Chandni
From India, Calcutta
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Really cool, Chandini! Don't mind the comments on the jokes; it's nice to read. It's been a while since I've read the My Place Joke. It's really funny!
That one is good, Soil Son. Mannina Maga... Hey, I'm also a Mannina Maga, but now a Madrasi. 😂
Thanks for posting! 😂🤣😆😄
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From India, Coimbatore
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That one is good, Soil Son. Mannina Maga... Hey, I'm also a Mannina Maga, but now a Madrasi. 😂
Thanks for posting! 😂🤣😆😄
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
😂🤣😆🤣😆😄🤣😆😄😉
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From India, Coimbatore
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