Hi ........ENJOY................
Teacher: Y are u late?
Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?J
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Johnny: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.:D
Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! " ;)
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!" :D
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
Regards.............Sindhu
From India, Delhi
5Teacher: Y are u late?
Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?J
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Johnny: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.:D
Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! " ;)
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!" :D
Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di
Regards.............Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Best of the Answers from Johnny ! These are the best answers I liked .. Nooo…..I was standing on it and 'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! Good Post Sindhu ! Smile !
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Oh AMOL ... you are sooooooo cute .... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... aur oopar se ' senior member" ka khitaab bhi .... ha ha ha ha ha ha
From India, Hyderabad
From India, Hyderabad
Ye Dil Mange More..........Pepsi
Thanda Matalab............Coca Cola
Beja Fry.......................7 up Try
Thums up....................Taste the Thunder
Where's the Pulp?.............
Lime N Lemony................Limca
The zing thing...........Gold Spot
Agar ye sab se kam nahi banata........to......Phir
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Eno on..............Acidity gone
From India, Mumbai
Thanda Matalab............Coca Cola
Beja Fry.......................7 up Try
Thums up....................Taste the Thunder
Where's the Pulp?.............
Lime N Lemony................Limca
The zing thing...........Gold Spot
Agar ye sab se kam nahi banata........to......Phir
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Eno on..............Acidity gone
From India, Mumbai
Oh Really........Viral....Itni R&D mat karo....warna Viral Fever hojayega....phir mat kehna humney thakeed nahi di :D :D ;) :p smileys katam.....no problem.....OOOh HA HA HA
Take care..............Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Take care..............Sindhu
From India, Delhi
Viral Fever aur mujhe..........no way........main apne aap ko hi kaise ho sakta hu.......ha mari wajah se kafi ko viral fever ho chuka hai......but u need not to worry.....you are my friend...... otherwise pls. crocin ya other antibiotic pills ka stock saath me rakhna.........Crocin.......Ab naye pack me!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HU HU HU HE HE HE
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
"but u need not to worry.....you are my friend"..........Oh thanks Viral...now tumney tabiyat kardi hari hari.......now why should I Worry............:) :)........:p: :)Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
Ghansh hoti he.............hari hari........
Tabiyat hoti he.............hari bhari......
Zoli he Subzee se.........bhari bhari.....
Duniya he aaj..............mari mari.......
Bach gaye aap kyoki hum ne accept ki.......dosti.......teri teri.....
now ye zimmedari.........meri meri........
k....you never........worry worry.........
only be a............hari bhari.............
From India, Mumbai
Tabiyat hoti he.............hari bhari......
Zoli he Subzee se.........bhari bhari.....
Duniya he aaj..............mari mari.......
Bach gaye aap kyoki hum ne accept ki.......dosti.......teri teri.....
now ye zimmedari.........meri meri........
k....you never........worry worry.........
only be a............hari bhari.............
From India, Mumbai
Hi ........Viral.....:) Reply hai aapka bahut Bhaari.........kya rhyming hain maari...ab hogayi hain tabiyat bhi Hari bhari...........:):):p Sindhu
From India, Delhi
From India, Delhi
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