Hi All...
Enjoy.. :D :D :D
** An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"
**Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"
The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
**An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn't want to talk to her!!!
**A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
**Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?", The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"
**Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!
**A drunk man opened his fridge & saw the jelly shaking.
So he said: "don't worry dear, i will not eat u now!!!"
** A drunk man gave his mobile to his friend & said: "please send a sms to my girlfriend, because my hand-writing is very bad!!!
** One American came first time to India, & asked what does "minimum" means in Hindi??? A man replied: "kam se kam". So the next day during a conversation with an Indian, the American man wanted to say “We have the maximum cold”, so he said "we have go se go cold in America" (opposite of come se come)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :D 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
496Enjoy.. :D :D :D
** An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"
**Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"
The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
**An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn't want to talk to her!!!
**A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
**Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?", The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"
**Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!
**A drunk man opened his fridge & saw the jelly shaking.
So he said: "don't worry dear, i will not eat u now!!!"
** A drunk man gave his mobile to his friend & said: "please send a sms to my girlfriend, because my hand-writing is very bad!!!
** One American came first time to India, & asked what does "minimum" means in Hindi??? A man replied: "kam se kam". So the next day during a conversation with an Indian, the American man wanted to say “We have the maximum cold”, so he said "we have go se go cold in America" (opposite of come se come)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :D 8)
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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From India, Coimbatore
From India, Coimbatore
Amit mere sir k baal waise hi kam hai, itne pj sunakar kya ganja karne ka irada hai yaar, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Guru
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: Guru Bhai.. Why don’t you try to consult Batra’s Clinic... :wink: :wink:
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Ok chalo bye, College ka time ho gaya hai, otherwise i will miss the lecture, Bye catch you later.
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
Hi Amit Real Pj’s,,,sach me itne zada boring k compliment dene se nai ruk payi....do not mind
From India, Calcutta
From India, Calcutta
Amit, Please don’t listen to Jayesh and stop with these one-liners..They really make my day... So please keep posting more such stuff... Really enjoyed... :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, New Delhi
From India, New Delhi
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kya !! Motor-cycle pe window seat ?
yaar AMIT ! Doston se jhagda nahi karte yaar, milage na dono ko -
window seats... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Accha , i'll give u an idea ! Agli baar apna Kerchiff daldo seat par .. ok ?
reserve ho jayega !! good ones AMIT !!!! Too GOOD !!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
Kya !! Motor-cycle pe window seat ?
yaar AMIT ! Doston se jhagda nahi karte yaar, milage na dono ko -
window seats... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Accha , i'll give u an idea ! Agli baar apna Kerchiff daldo seat par .. ok ?
reserve ho jayega !! good ones AMIT !!!! Too GOOD !!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
From India, Hyderabad
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