Dear friends,
These are 10 Silly Questions People ask and it cherishes few of my real life incidents and how about you?????????This will really make you laugh.... :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer : No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....na na naaaaaa.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
From India, Madras
46These are 10 Silly Questions People ask and it cherishes few of my real life incidents and how about you?????????This will really make you laugh.... :icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer : No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....na na naaaaaa.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
From India, Madras
when a person read this and ask — is this funny. answer — no its just readable story and ask what is the moral of that story.. Not bad.............. R,s Anish Sharma BHopal
From India, Bangalore
From India, Bangalore
I loved this one:
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
I need to use that answer on people who sarcastically look at my hair & ask me that question even when I have not cut it short!
From India, Madras
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
I need to use that answer on people who sarcastically look at my hair & ask me that question even when I have not cut it short!
From India, Madras
8th is wonderfulllll When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding......
From India, Ahmadabad
From India, Ahmadabad
Dear Friends,
Few more.................
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...
From India, Madras
Few more.................
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...
From India, Madras
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