He could lead if he would get the lead out.
I did not object to the object.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
They were too close to the door to close it.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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3I did not object to the object.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
They were too close to the door to close it.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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More English Inconsistencies:
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Only great minds can read this.
If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? Only 55 people out of 100 can. I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to research at Cambridge University, doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are; the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess, and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing, huh? Yeah, and I always thought spelling was important!
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If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this? Only 55 people out of 100 can. I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to research at Cambridge University, doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are; the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess, and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing, huh? Yeah, and I always thought spelling was important!
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house
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You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house
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1) There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
2) English muffins weren't invented in England.
3) We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
4) And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
5) Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
6) If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
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2) English muffins weren't invented in England.
3) We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
4) And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
5) Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
6) If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one
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Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!
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Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it's written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery, Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore, Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles, Exiles, similes, and reviles; Scholar, vicar, and cigar, Solar, mica, war and far; One, anemone, Balmoral, Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel; Gertrude, German, wind and mind, Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet, Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet. Blood and flood are not like food, Nor is mould like should and would. Viscous, viscount, load and broad, Toward, to forward, to reward. And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet, Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve, Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour And enamour rhyme with hammer. River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb, Doll and roll and some and home. Stranger does not rhyme with anger, Neither does devour with clangour. Souls but foul, haunt but aunt, Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant, Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger, And then singer, ginger, linger, Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge, Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very, Nor does fury sound like bury. Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth. Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath. Though the differences seem little, We say actual but victual. Refer does not rhyme with deafer. Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer. Mint, pint, senate and sedate; Dull, bull, and George ate late. Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven, Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven. We say hallowed, but allowed, People, leopard, towed, but vowed. Mark the differences, moreover, Between mover, cover, clover; Leeches, breeches, wise, precise, Chalice, but police and lice; Camel, constable, unstable, Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal, Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal. Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair, Senator, spectator, mayor. Tour, but our and succour, four. Gas, alas, and Arkansas. Sea, idea, Korea, area, Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean. Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian, Dandelion and battalion. Sally with ally, yea, ye, Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key. Say aver, but ever, fever, Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver. Heron, granary, canary. Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface. Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass. Large, but target, gin, give, verging, Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging. Ear, but earn and wear and tear Do not rhyme with here but ere. Seven is right, but so is even, Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen, Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk, Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche! Is a paling stout and spikey? Won't it make you lose your wits, Writing groats and saying grits? It's a dark abyss or tunnel: Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale, Islington and Isle of Wight, Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough -- Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough? Hiccough has the sound of cup. My advice is to give up!!!
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The rule is that the rule doesn't always rule.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
How can 'A Slim Chance' and 'A Fat Chance' be the same?
How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
The Very Funny English Language - By Sonal Panse
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
How can 'A Slim Chance' and 'A Fat Chance' be the same?
How can 'You're so cool' and 'You're not so hot' be different?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
The Very Funny English Language - By Sonal Panse
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Mistakes From New English Language Students:
"Rain makes old cars rust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts rusting, there's no way to stop it."
"Do you like this food? I made it from scratch!"
"We were lovers, but now she is my biggest enemy!"
"I was walking to school and suddenly a beautiful woman caught my eye."
"You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit."
"This morning, I was walking outside when suddenly a big shower fell on me!"
"I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting."
Bizarre Facts about People: [Bizarre Facts about People](http://www.lmtcg.com/bizfacts/bizfactspeople.htm)
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"Rain makes old cars rust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts rusting, there's no way to stop it."
"Do you like this food? I made it from scratch!"
"We were lovers, but now she is my biggest enemy!"
"I was walking to school and suddenly a beautiful woman caught my eye."
"You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit."
"This morning, I was walking outside when suddenly a big shower fell on me!"
"I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting."
Bizarre Facts about People: [Bizarre Facts about People](http://www.lmtcg.com/bizfacts/bizfactspeople.htm)
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We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work very slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
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And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
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How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horse-drawn carriage or a gown with straps? Met an unsung hero or experienced unrequited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was discombobulated, disgruntled, unruly, or impeccable? And where are all those people who are spring chickens or would actually hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say, "crazy, man!" is a compliment (as when applauding a jazz performance)?
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it. :-P:-P:-P
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Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horse-drawn carriage or a gown with straps? Met an unsung hero or experienced unrequited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was discombobulated, disgruntled, unruly, or impeccable? And where are all those people who are spring chickens or would actually hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on. Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say, "crazy, man!" is a compliment (as when applauding a jazz performance)?
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it. :-P:-P:-P
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