Political Jokes and Social Banter: A Humorous Thread

Politically Correct Jokes

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

Regards,
Amit Seth.

I thought that since we were talking about Uncle Bush, some of his photos should be shared that were shared with us. Please take a close look.

The first picture was taken when the Chinese president visited the US.

The second picture was taken when Bush visited.

Thanks, Riya. Nice idea. 😎

By the way, most of the time Santa, Banta, ki baatein bhi hoti rahti hai. Aisa na ho ki Manmohan Singh ki picture share kar do.. 😡😡

Aur jab jeeto ki baatein ho to apni picture share kar do.. 😡😡

And here goes the sixer... Nataraj is the champion once again. Now, Riya, tell us, what is the answer to this? Hahahaha.

Answer kya milega.... Abhi ghar jaane ki jaldi hai.... Aur Viral kitni baar bola tum faltu mein khush mat hua karo. Zaroor milega.

Good idea to take some time to think of the answer. By the way, you are free to take advice from your other friends as well, but beware, don't ask the same of Khuswant Singh or Jaspal Bhatti.

Hi Amit,

Tumne apni koi pic lagai hi nahi to milenge kaise? Milte hi post kar dungi... Don't worry. Till then, everyone will have to wait... Sad, isn't it? :icon4:

Abi, Bush uncle ki beti ki shadi ki pics se hi kaam chala lo....

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Corrected Version:

Abhi, Bush uncle ki beti ki shaadi ki pics se hi kaam chala lo....

Toh phir hamari baat chalo na... O...o... Bandh dimag... ulta mat soch... USA ke visa ke liye bol raha hoon...

You are a traitor.... what will you do, wash dishes in the US or drive a car??? I can't see you so downgraded in viral... after all, you are my friend......

Nahi.....yaar.......Agar tumhari Bush se jaan pehchan hai......to thode hi tum mujhe aisa ghatiya kaamwali job dilaogi....... I know my friend will surely do something for me.......aur ha tum bhi agar waha settle hone ka sochte ho to Bush bhai saab ki meharbaani se chhota mota business bhi shuru kar sakte hain hum........kyu kya khayal hai........

Sorry Boss, mera apne desh ko chhod ke bahar jaane ka koi bichar nahi hai. I LOVE MY INDIA and my DELHI........

What about friends... hmmm...
But you are ready to go... friends... do something...

Tum daro mat. Tumhe US to pahuncha k hi rahungi. Bese agar Aus jana hai to bolo, udhar bhi jek hai apni.

And Ashok, you didn't tell me what HAHAHAHa.

Oh my God... kaha kaha network fella hua hai... great... aur ek baat kisi ko daanto mat yaar joke sunati ho aisa lagta hai... aur woh bhi kaisa ki hansi bhi na aaye...

Please let me know if you need any further assistance.

Good idea, Riya. But mere picture ka kya karogi? And you were supposed to load your picture or some Sardar's picture. Still, we are waiting for that to see some Sardars almost live. 😉👊

Amit,
Bahut pyar hai tumhe Santa Banta family se, to ruko abhi lagati hu unki photo dekhne ka khush ho jana....... wait karo.....

Hi, Kyon apni family ki picture lagane ki baat kar rahi ho dear... Haan waise picture laga do dear.. kam se kam dekhen to sahi Sardars picture me kaise dikhte hain.. Manmohan Singh ki tarah to nahi lagte.. 😉😉

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Hi, why are you talking about putting up a picture of your family, dear? Well, go ahead and put up the picture, dear... at least let's see how Sardars look in the picture. They don't look like Manmohan Singh, right? 😉😉

I will definitely ensure Amit,
once the salary period is finalized, let me know, and I will add a bonus for your family as well........ wait until the 1st.

Hahahaha.. Ok Riya, ggg.. Waiting for the same.. BTW, meri family ki arre nahi yaar.. rahne do rahne do.. Kyon itna Nakaam search karogi.. 😉😉

Please let me know if you need any further assistance or corrections.

Amit,

Family pic to nahi mili but I got this one of yours with Gr8 Guru G........ 😂 Batao to kaha se churai ye dress... Btw, you are looking good in the red one...

Thank you, Kiran, Suman, Aashi, Jiya, and of course, Riya. 😊

By the way, Riya, Uncle is looking smart. By the way, who is with Uncle? Is it Siddhu ji? 😉😉