Humorous Hazir Jawabi Conversations Between Husband & Wife - A Light-hearted Exchange

Hi all,

Enjoy the Hazir Jawabi between Husband & Wife. :cool:

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Makkhiya" maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female...
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: Kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi... ;)

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one??? ;)

Wife: Dekho Ji, Woh Samne Wale Ghar Mein Rehne Wala Aadmi Mujhe Dekhane Ke Liye Baar-Baar Hamare Ghar Ki Taraf Ghur Raha hai.
Husband: Kya Tumko Abhi Tak Dekh Paya?
Wife: Nahi!
Husband: Daro Mat... Ek Baar Parda Hata Kar Apne Ko Dekha Do... Phir Woh Ghurana Band Kar Dega. Har Aadmi Maire Tarah Kabadia Wala Nahi Hota, Jo Raddi Pe Nazar Rakhe... !!! ;)

Regards,

Amit Seth

Hi Amit, adding some more haazir jawabees.

Thappad Maarnay par Naraz baithi Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappad maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti" uh... Kya haasir jawabi hain... :D ;) :p

Sindhu

Bilkul sahi hazir jawabi hai, but definitely she must be crying while slapping her husband... ;)

Nah, Nah, Sindhu ji, that's called sympathetic tears so that the husband won't react again. 😉😉

Hey Amit, do you think he will react when he is getting a double dose of what he is giving - "Pyaar" of course? So he will not make the mistake of Waar again! :D ;)

Hey, thanks Govil! :p :p

Regards,
Sindhu

Thank you, Govil, Miss Gautam, and Arc. 😊

Yes, very true Sindhu. He won't react; otherwise, if he will react double that, then she will be no more in a condition to give him an extra double dose. What say, Sindhu? 😉

Hey, come out of your myth, Amit. Double dose ka chance hi nahi banta hai, so why tension. Hehehe :D

Oh :p, thanks Julie for appreciating my post. (Hehe, Amit ko gussa kyon aata hai?)

Regards,
Sindhu

Hey Sindhu, hum bolenge to dosewa dena hi band kar denge, phir biwi agla dosewa dene layak nahi rahega. Dekha Amit ka Tashan.. 😉😉

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Hi Sindhu,

What are you trying to convey, Jashan, simply mentioning Tashan? The fact is known to everyone, but I understand that everyone hesitates to confess. How do you find my rhyming session? :p :p :D

Best,
[Your Name]

Hush... shhh... no mention of Miss Bush, otherwise Mr. Bush will not be khush. 😛😛😄

Sindhu

Ohh.. kya bola hai.. ye to mind-blowing dance marne laga.. Mr. Bush khush ho na ho, par hum to atyant prashansit hue.. 😎;)