Strange and Funny Signs:
* On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
* On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
* On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
* Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
* At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
* At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
* On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
* In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
* On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
* At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
* At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment."
* Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
* In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
* In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on
in and get fed up.
* In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
* On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
* On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
* On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
* Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
* At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
* At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
* On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
* In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
* On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
* At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
* At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment."
* Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
* In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
* At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
* In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on
in and get fed up.
* In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."