A Funny Resignation Letter

AS

TaTa - Bye Bye
Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.

A great gesture
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart”.


Bless me always
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command
AS
OMG..tahir.....very smart..so that i sent PM to every one..haan...
btw my teacher ( sush)...already knows myname....hehehe
tahirnmps
teacher????????????????????????????? sush????????????????OMG.......
WHATS GOING ON???? Jeet is sush's hindi teacher......and sush is your malayalm teacher
tahirnmps
no.......................but I am trying to read between the lines.....sush is your teacher hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hmmmmmmmmmmm mmmm
AS
Mai...secret mission pe hoon...............jyoti..........hehehe...
isiliye mujhe khali AS........AS maane
Always
Smart
tahirnmps
hahahaha................dont start any thread jyoti.........coz I know AS's name....
its.
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Archanapuran Singh hahahahaa
AS
meri kayanth hi badal dali..tahir...hehehe...each time you take that name..i end up laughing..hehehe....
OG.......Archana puran singh..hope she is not a member of this forum...
AS
good nilesh..welcome..so today seems to be my naming ceremony..you ppl are coming up with new names...hehehe....
Archana puran singh
A Star....................
heheheheh.....................................
tahirnmps
you can say.........it naming ceremony coz you and dhaarani got new names......................hahahahhaha
tahirnmps
hay NP5247.......................from now on your new name is Nanni pari No.5247 (Mere ghar aayi ek nanni pari (Song))
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