Laws On Girls..

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm
that

2. The nicer she is the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks..

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college."..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends
with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick...the more she goes away from u.

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)



10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you


will be the day when-

• You are dressed badly
• You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your
  
  life
• Have a bad hair day

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Hi,
Thanks a lot Paramount :-P
Viral baccha jab aap aye sare chele bhaag gaye......aur ye kya hum kuch din Citehr ashram se kya gaye aapne naya chele recruit bhi kar liya (rajshri).... hum prasan huwe........
Regards
AK

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