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T Mouse & C Mouse

A town-mouse paid a visit to his friend who lived in the countryside. The country-mouse was happy to see his friend. So he prepared a fine feast for him. The town-mouse looked at the fruit and the car of corn with hatred

"Is this how you live ?" he asked, "life in the country does not offer much."

He persuaded the country-mouse to accompany him to the town and see all the good things there.

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So, the country-mouse packed all his belongings and off they went to the city. The country-mouse was really surprised to see the things there. But as soon as they settled down to enjoy a fine meal of cheese and fruit, a big cat leapt in through the window. Seeing the cat, both the mice ran into their hole to save themselves, so the cat ate up all the cheese and fruit.

When the cat had gone away, the mice came out of their hole.

"I am going," cried the country-mouse, "I like my simple fare in safety than this grand feast in such a danger."

MORAL: Safety is the first importance.

CRK

Enjoy this!
A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their Project
Manager are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they
come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The
ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each". So the eager Junior Software engineer
shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast
boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff" and he was gone. Now the Senior
Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff"
and he was also gone.
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The Project Manager calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the
office after lunch at 1.30pm"
Moral of the story is:

"Always allow the boss to speak first"
S. Bhaskar
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Never Tell Lie



One night 4 college students played till late night and didn't

study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as

dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and

said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return

the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back

and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked

him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as

this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in Separate

classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tyre burst................ (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left

b) Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96



Moral of this Story

Never tell lie, If you do so, you cannot maintain the same

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

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NOT A STORY BUT A

TRUE INCIDENT





An Indian man walks into a bank in

New York City and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business

for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank

will need some form of security for the loan,

so the Indian man hands over the keys

and documents of new Ferrari parked

on the street in front of the bank.

He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept

the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers

all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian

for using a $250,000 Ferrari

as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then

drives the Ferrari into the bank's

underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,

repays the $5,000 and the interest,

which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,

and this transaction has worked out very nicely,

but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away,

we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?





The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car

for two weeks for only $15.41

and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...

That is why Our India is shining

Dear Friends
Enclosed is the funniest Corporate story.
Hope everyone will enjoy
With warm regards
S. Bhaskar
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Very nice words which we all know but find very difficult to follow. By sending these atleast we read them and maybe some of us will move closer to one day to follow the moral in the stories.
Thanks and regards,
Ujjal

Very Nice Moral Story.................

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A story tells that two friends were walking

through the desert. During some

point of the journey they had an argument, and

one friend slapped the other one in the face.



The one who got slapped was hurt,

but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND

SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.



They kept on walking until they found an oasis,

where they decided to take a bath. The one who

had been slapped got stuck in the mire and

started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near

drowning, he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.



The friend who had slapped and

saved his best friend asked him,

"After I hurt you, you wrote in the

sand and now, you write on a stone,

why?" The other friend replied "When someone

hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds

of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone

does something good for us, we must engrave

it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND

AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.



They say it takes a minute to find a special person,

an hour to appreciate them,

a day to love them,

but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this phrase to the people you'll never

forget. It's a short message to let them

know that you'll never forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life..

But value WHO you have in your life!

S. Bhaskar

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Letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.

We have bought a computer for

our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and

whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only *****

appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we

face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor

Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of

this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to

check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. Why you have START

button after computer is started anyway? You should put a STOP button. We

request you to check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. After clicking run it shows box asking

where to run. We entered Sonapur, because we have relatives there who can

catch computer until we come. But the computer replied "Not found"! I

think you must update it with map of Punjab. Otherwise this RUN command is

no use.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only

're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home, so I cannot use the re-cycle

function.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost

the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but

unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Also I think the computer is very lazy. If nobody plays with it for five

minutes, screen goes blank and shows small windows logo floating on black

screen. Santa Singh (the vendor) said don't touch anything, and to restart

and see. It worked, but every time screen goes blank I have to switch the

power on and off, which is taking long time to start. Computer also

forgets what it was doing before it went blank. I think this is a serious

backward step for your product. Please make computers more smarter and

active in future.

Thanks,



With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

In Story Column Without our Laloo Prasad Yadav, it becomes incomplete.

So Let the below story makes this column a 100% Complete Column

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Let us see a scene from Evergreen Movie Sholey (Re make)???

Gabbar ki Software Company



Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia:< STRONG> "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire

kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai ." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......

Ha............................ . ................

With warm regards

S. Bhaskar

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